there will be nothing new here, so get at us up there.
We fucking get it. The girl who lives in this room looks good in blue and the girl who lives in that room is DDDamn fine and we shouldn’t walk when we can fly. But we also get that this is the greatest week of all time for the freshmen pledges.
To all those too foolish to indulge in the most amply used drug on campus, you may want to rethink your actions. Evanston is littered with a fine selection of coffee houses and cafes, all with different vibes and brews. Each student tends to have a favorite.
Fraiche: noun /fresh/ A French-inspired restaurant/pastry shop filled with college females catching up, gossiping and enjoying a quinoa burger.
We know some of you are thinking that we’re mimicking Betches Love This Site by doing a critique on a movie that we find particularly betchy. However The Vow proved to be a combination of Rachel McAdam’s heinous bangs and lack of chemistry, pushing us further into the sandpit of seasonal depression, and we’re really fucking pissed about it. (Warning: spoiler alert ahead.)
Honestly, the Mayans were right when they predicted that 2012 would be the end of the world.
Particularly for the world of Evanston, where some of the very things that give Northwestern life have been shut down or their existence erased from campus debauchery.
Well that was awkward as fuck. You just witnessed a couple basically getting it on between the stacked shelves of books in the library. Yet you seem to be wondering how you haven’t tried that before…and you start imagining the other spots on campus that would be equally as thrilling.
Never in your life did you think ZBT could talk so dirty. Who knew Pike had such a soft side? And never did you think you’d be singing about getting on your knees or having the hottest pledge class or needing a guy to get it up. But it’s happened. And you’re singing it to all the male pledges at Northwestern.
Today marks the end of an era. And not like the last episode of Lost or the day the world learned of Rachel Bilson and Adam Brody’s split.